you get the black sword(and the pie) when you 1:kill goblin 2:whine about it in town 3:with the rabbit click a lots of time on wait until he says anythig else after 20 waits 4:go north 5:kill the reaper by jumping then waiting then stabing 6:go south 7:take black sword 8:kill boss(that i know it but i dont tell it) 9: click on crack(without taking brown sword) 10:take blue sword 11:go to king and take pie little comment please 4 game, also dont buy anything in first shop and keep this comment alive.
Walkthrough: 1="pull door", "remove pants", "sit toilet", " shit". 2="remove pants"," shit". 3= " shit". 4="pull door", sit toilet", " shit". 5="kill". 6,7= "fart lightly, "take pills" and wait for the timer count down. DO NOT PRESS ENTER! 8=instead of "play" type " shit". 9="pull door" and wait. 10= get all achievements KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE!
This game is funny, "Were gonna get this tutorial fast and dirty so i hope you brought condoms" and at the end if you click furios he says "where are my cheesy snacks?! NOOOOO"