I can't wait till chapter zero gets here. I've already been playing it over at armor, and it's great. I hope it gets 140 points worth of badges here =)
Good game, worthy of four stars. But due to the people simply moaning without pointing out the issues they see, I find it necessary to rate it five stars. Got to balance out the "jesters".
Yeah, to beat red guys you need some type of non-firearm based attack. Apparently kevlar makes soldiers nearly immune to rifles, shotguns and machine guns. The game wasn't too clear on that. And since you can't afford the other towers before the red guys start stompin' through, you need to buy lightning towers to fend them off. Good looking game, but you need to be able to reset... There's potential here.
Ok, first time playing, I've tried a few different strategies on the first level, and I cannot seem to fend off the red infantry. There is some serious balance issues with this version. I will not rate this game until it is fixed or gets badges, let's hope it happens in that order.
Have you guys not *seen* footage of sperm under a microscope? The control is clearly terrible.
It's not like they're fighter planes like in family guy. Some of these things go in circles.
They don't have fins, wings, or gyroscopes...
I feel like I have to rate the game high to balance out.
If people have ever dreamed of returning to the womb, now's your chance...
Guys, it doesn't even have the API, message the game poster, or find out who designed it, and ask them to integrate it with Kongregate.
It serves no purpose begging for badges on a game that currently CANNOT GET THEM...
No idea how so many people survived 40+ waves on survival. I made it to 18-19 around eight times before I even made it to 20, and beating 20 is another story.
The lag is... good! Lets you dodge bullets so much easier.
Dragging mouse off screen while using homing is a good tip, especially if you don't use mortars anyway.
Some of the gold stars were pretty hard to get, and making even the hard badge in survivor seems like it requires the golden mech...
All-in-all, I wish a different game had had double points for 'Holiday' weekend.
I can understand why people complain, but I think they should appreciate the game for what it is, rather than just hating it.
It's hard. Some of these levels, for example, "Drunken Prom Date," are so insanely difficult, that I'm not even sure where to begin.
That being said, I have to give it five stars just to balance out the people who don't understand that Kongregate needs *some* hard games every now and then.
*ROFL* So phallic, it was hilarious and a bit distracting. I wouldn't want to see the organism we're floating around with. Good job for a first flash, 4/5.
I gotta admit... I was a bit unsure.
But I found myself thoroughly enjoying the experience. Sometimes I'd crack up at the disastrous results my "creativity" got me into. Five stars.
Well, I'm tempted to rate this, but the lack of music, and no Kongregate API prevents me from giving it the rating it might otherwise deserve.
Conversion looks good, I can only hope it gets some kind of badges at some point, so I have an excuse to play it again.
To everyone who says this badge is easy... Really? I mean...REALLY? Took far more time and effort than expected, and getting to the end with both players fully intact is hard enough, figuring out WTH is up with that last boss is even harder. And then doing it again... and again...
Needs badges, and there's a typo:
"it's possblie to order them to shoot at enemy position."
I assume you'll get badges eventually, and I'll come back to play it then.
Can we get a sequel already? With so many badges to earn, I try to avoid playing a game that I've already gotten the badges to, but this one still tempts me...
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