I'll take a 4/5 from someone who thinks it's too much reading! I do agree that the walls of text are a bit excessive, though -- I'm breaking those up in my second one.
I'm a very large doughnut who likes to swim with Bill Cosby? I'm a mighty dancer who likes to think about Bill Cosby? I'm a tender goddess who likes to spill coffee on Bill Cosby?!? BILL COSBY! Y U NO GO AWAY?
I'm not making a badge for all 35 endings, but I appreciate the sentiment!