killer91955's messages

I’m sorry, but, your profile is a lie. First, it says you’re cool. .’ Second, it claims you are twenty-three. Unless you have a serious mental problem, you can’t be 23 because the world would’ve, in agony, swallowed you whole at this point for having learned… so little in over two decades about how to present yourself to the world. I’ll translate these words for you: You sound too young, too hyper, and spell too badly, to be over 13, much less over 20. (If you’d like to prove me wrong, though, let’s talk about your high-school education. Or better, college.)

Second, it’s odd for you to say that you like friends who are older than you because you’re claiming you’re in your mid-twenties. First off, in their twenties, people start to realize that age isn’t really worth anything anymore, it’s about maturity, kid.

You’re saying you’re old enough to drink, smoke, drive, vote, own a home, a car, have a job, a family of your own, so you shouldn’t care if your friends are older than you because it shouldn’t A, get you anything, or B, matter at this point. Unless you have some bizarre affection for people in their thirties, forties, or senior years. In which case…I’ll assume you’re into older women. Much older. Like “older than your mom.” >.> Are you sure that’s the impression you want other people to get from you?

Kid, look, you and I both know what you’re trying to pull. If you don’t want to tell people your real age, fine. Good, in fact. But you’re a terrible liar. Get one of your older friends to help you next time. Hell, come to me, if you gotta, I’ll help you. >.> I was young once, too. But you’re not really fooling anyone like this.