As a child, he was frequently bullied by others.
As a teenager, he was uncool.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he became a cashier.
He later married a slug named Susan.
Together, they had 28 kids.
He died at the age of 107.
I'm afraid wisemage is right and also wizards of the coast (creators of magic the gathering and duel masters) has bought it and will rename it to magic the elements D=