troops:sorry caesar that archer volley is gonna cost you 400 gold up front
caesar:what did you just say to your KING?!?!?!
troops:oh um... heres 400 gold (runs up to ramparts to defend castle)
its so different from all the other jumping car games its so fun and addicting and even though its hard its fun taking my car and smashing through solid brick walls
random guy:HEY ANBOT YOU SUCK!
anbot: I just freed a whole sweat shop from unhumane work conditions and then destroyed that factors
random guy: Yeah but it took you like 600 clicks
anbot:WHAT?!?!?!?1