killergrapefruit

My background? Well, I’ll tell you a bit about it. I was born in the city of fruitopolis, in the country of Grapefruitlands. My people, the mighty grapefruit, were at war with the oranges, who tried to destroy our grapefruity traditions with their modern ways. War soon broke out, and I joined the Bitter 5th Division in the battle to fight for my country. I soon ranked up, and was the leader of my own squadron. We won many victories for the glory of Grapefruitlands. We relied on nothing but each other, our bravery, and our katanas. The cowardly oranges would be content with nothing but to sit from afar and shoot us with the contraptions they called “guns”. Our bravery and strategy defeated them, and we are proud to say that our empire now extends to “sweet-ish”, which is what the orange’s region was called. We will soon change the name to “Bitterschy”. After the war, I found my self a hero for my leadership of my squadron. I had many admirers, but did not know what to do with my life. I was not content to retire from the battlefield. Luckily, skirmishes broke out between us and the lemonlanders, and I was more than happy to lead the troops. This is what I do to this day, reveling in the warfare.

The following are allies of the Grapefruit and their mighty leaders:

The Kiwi: FuzzyLeopard
The Beans: Jaeliebean
The Apples: Liam_payne_lover
The dragonfruit: TheFlyingGiraffe

Most memorable quote: “lemme go get my pot”
- liam_payne_lover