king_of_music

there is a man that knows about me. you are a lucky one becuase im giving you the dancing*caugh caugh* i mean rare path to find this main, its a easy mistake :) he it is. first you must go to the local shop and ask the shop keeper the is the funny gates of uglibugly house? she or he will not the the answer but does know how to get her to know the answer. first buy a apple from the local shop then buy a grape from the local shop then feed it to the singing duck out side he will . i dont like grapes have u got any soda? then you MUST kick him in the feather sticking out of his nose. then you must go to the funny gates of uglibugly house because u get an arrow showing you its there. please ignore the dancing bannana if you look at him for more than 10 seconds you will be cursed with PEENUT BUTTER JELLY TIME this is a deadly disease witch is realy anoying when u have this disease for 1 second u turn into a bannana and forced to dance by the next doors cribblecrabble . moving on, there are 7 million people in this house u must go to each one and say POOPING IDIOT YUM YUM YUM YAUM YAUM KOLKOLKOL in english because there indanisionalientiptop loving apples people. once u have the person u first said it to says big boat for you my big enermy. the boat in inplaced with a bomb so you must go into the bat do with the following bomb blow up speed device and hockey stick make the bomb blow up and you will fly to NEW AMERICA where you fly you will receive a map where you have to swim across the ocean and look at the person that gave you the note ( /\/\E ) and the person will give a the magic wand to use on yourself and you land in candy land. dont eat the candy it may look nice but its yummy and its not yours you hear NOT YOURS ALL MINE MY CANDY MA CANDY OM NOM NOM OM NOM! HAHAHA caugh caugh you must progress through this hell ( its hell because you didnt take off your SHOES AND YOUR MAKING MY CANDY FLOOR MUCHAY! then there is a man. this man will be close to you when you see him because hes small he will give you a ice cream whitch u cant eat when your in candy land so go to chock chip land then eat ice cream you be tranported inside of me you must climb out of me then talk to me, me will say me stupid me cant talk me name is me can i help me? you say i want to know how the guy. me will say oh yes me thinks hes great! me will. sorry i mean you will say whats his story? me will say me know what his story his is his story is the airoplane!!! there you go thats the story of me… no me. not me i mean me. hmm
ummm. i dont know how to say it was me not me. AHH I KNOW thats was the story of me… no STORY OF I!