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The Carl Song.

Carl grew up,
Carl had fun
Carl shot himself with his dad’s gun
Carl’s corpse is rotting on the bottom of the sea

Carl grew up,
Carl got knifed
Carl took, his own life
Carl’s corpse is rotting on the bottom of the sea

Carl grew up,
Carl went insane
Carl threw himself, in front of a train
Carl’s corpse is rotting on the bottom of the sea

Carl grew up,
Carl moved to Maine
Carl stuck a knife in his brain
Carl’s corpse is rotting on the bottom of the sea

Carl grew up,
Carl fell
Carl threw himself, down a well
Carl’s corpse is rotting on the bottom of the sea

Carl grew up,
Carl went to Yale
Carl stabbed himself with a rusty nail
Carl’s corpse is rotting at the bottom of the sea

Carl grew up,
Carl bought a boat
Carl found a razor and slit his throat
Carl’s corpse is rotting on the bottom of the sea

Carl grew up,
Carl really tried
Carl got a knife and gouged out his eyes
Carl’s corpse is rotting on the bottom of the sea.

THE END. Poor Carl.