It's amazingly fun! :D But there is a tad bit of a problem with the golden squares. They seem to go a bit beyond their lines. But it's okay since it makes them trollrage level 9.
Hm. While I am happy to see such a nice game, I would have preferred something original! How about someone make The Adventures of Captain Nekkid! A cocky (pun intended) little pirate captain, off to see the world in nothing but a fig leaf and his girlfriend Nemmie! But what's this? An evil pirate cucumber lord has stolen Nemmie? Eh, that's okay. Nekkid can just go find some grog instead.
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy! But hey, it works, no?