Decent demo for a flash game. I see absolutely no reason why you are charging $5 for this. For $5 these days you can snag games like Oblivion off PC. Why would anyone pay you $5 for a game that barely rivals the better free TD games on Kong? Maybe $1? Maybe. Shoulda settled for the $1500 and some premiums.
Once you realize you can charge your bullet time on things that kill you the game improves immensely. Once you start crushing the challenge times your replays looks fantastic. Great game, wish it was longer!
This game is both unfun and uninsteresting. It just kinda exists. If your gonna front page it you might as well put a forum up for it. Obviously paid for.
Look. We've worked together for a long time Papa. I started off single-handedly managing your pizzaria. As the only employee I worked as your cook, cashier, manager and marketing supervisor. I worked solely for tips which I was forced to use to buy things to keep our growing customer base placated. As no one else on earth will work without pay or chance of promotion I was forever your only employee. I then went on to do the same thing at your burgeria, tacoria and now you freezeria (all of which are not real things, they are made up terms and I don't like them). Each new venture became more and more complicated while ultimately exactly the same. What I'm trying to say, Papa, is that I'm tired. I'm tired and I quit. Go eff yourself Papa. Eff yourself and you inevitable venture into wedding cake design where you'll give me 30 seconds to make 14 elaborately decorated unrealistically tiered cakes that take an hour and a half to bake. I hate you.
For some reason I am unable to save my game? It saves but my file is always missing on restart. =( Guess I'll keep looking at flash settings and whatnot, but this is the only game I am having issues with. Any ideas?
Controls are really icey (if that makes sense). They feel slow and slippery. Textures, color, sound would help, and it needs a point.
The overall feel of it is pretty fun though, like being Night Crawler. Just tighet it and polish it and you'll have a front page game.