Appalling game, lags almost every level and controls are unresponsive during it = death.
It's not my computer, I can play pretty much every game on Kongregate without lag issues like this.
Easter Eggs: 1. Instead of "shit" you can type "poo"
2. Instead of "kill" you can type "die" or "suicide"
3. Instead of "pants" you can type "trousers"
4. Type "Remove pants" then "kill"
5. Type "Remove pants" then "fart"
6. Type "Fart" or "Flatulate" (On its own)
7. Type "Look"
8. Type "Look hair" (there are several other look Easter Eggs, just go through typing "look" followed by an object.)
9. Type "Don't Shit Your Pants"
10. Type "Break" or "Kick" or "Crash" or "Smash" (You can type door after it, but the words on their own are fine)
11. Type fart light three times in a row.
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Have a go at this :)
Physics and collision detecting need tiding up.
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/2985/99bricksuv5.png
^Above is a picture of me getting perfect rows below, and yet the blue T is out?
No saves?
Also in the safe houses, there should be a teleport to all houses you've unlocked, and perhaps a map to see where the house is. That way you won't accidentally miss one.
All in all, it's a decent game, though I definitely feel it's a rip-off of fancy pants, but I love the comments the "Support" system gives :D
How do you kill 3 lightning things? You have to heal or they do 60 dmg and kill you. Then, they just counter anything you've healed yourself with... You run out of healing stuff, then they kill you ...
Now You're a Man
Dude! You just completed the Now You're a Man achievement in Protector: Reclaiming the Throne and won the Now You're a Man badge and 30 points!
I want 7 and-a-half hours of my life back please :)
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