1-shoot the dog
#2-shoot radio then pool
#3-wait for guy then shoot his penis
#4-shoot smokes not peeps
#5-shoot guys head then lampost lightbulb
#6-do all fast-shoot oil, shoot left rope at top of screen, shoot the window to the right of the sleeping guy(makes a little corner sort of)
#7-shoot bottom-left, bottom-right, top-left, top-right
Well that is certainly interesting dplr. You said you were going to go watch some youtube videos so I went and did some work around the house. I come back and you are insulting me like mad.
Guide:
Throw spears at first enemy you see, the sword is far more powerful. You can kill enemies in 1 hit with the sword if you time your swing to land just before theirs. Don't use kicks to kill as they will not register in your score. Moving forward while swinging a sword increases its power. Blocking is only good vs arrows, you sword has better range then even spear guys, hit them with the tip. Die on the last boss (you should have 169 kills) to get the badge.
Awesome game but TOO Hard (Due to randomness) I have made it to level 24, and it get ungodly hard. Even with all the bonus tiles saved up it is nearly impossible. Levels start having 5+ slices in them and you need SPECIFIC tiles, your bonuses get used too fast :(
My friends and I recently got the impossible badge. Once you figure out the correct build order for resistances / symptoms / etc it is actually pretty easy. I can beat it in under 100 days on a regular basis. I would say 25% of games I attempt. GL