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Innkeeper

Play Innkeeper

Mar. 30, 2012

Rating: 2

"Maybe we would get more customers if we stopped kicking them all out of our inn at night?"

Pencil Quest

Play Pencil Quest

Mar. 29, 2012

Rating: 0

I loled at the Tom Bombadil thing.

Random Sentence Machine

Play Random Sentence Machine

Mar. 29, 2012

Rating: 0

A green snake can fart and shout...Huh...You learn something new every day. Or an interesting boy might smile for money. Well that one's obvious.

Kill the Heroes

Play Kill the Heroes

Mar. 29, 2012

Rating: 4

Best music evar.

Memohuntress

Play Memohuntress

Mar. 27, 2012

Rating: 1

Intriguing! Not something I would normally like, but I did! (Yeah, that was a compliment.)

Developer response from SpikeVallentine

Good.

Realm of the Mad God

Play Realm of the Mad God

Mar. 19, 2012

Rating: 7

Well now. Since we're done politely waiting for Oryx to get his beauty sleep before mutilating his face...Let's, well, mutilate his face.

War of the Web

Play War of the Web

Mar. 19, 2012

Rating: 36

Oh great. I've ticked somebody off and now he's retaliating and I have NO more turns. I'm going to get off and the next time I'm on I'll find nothing but my poor base in ruins. SAVE THE LARVAE.

Realm of the Mad God

Play Realm of the Mad God

Mar. 19, 2012

Rating: 7

When the game is offline I have a mental breakdown. What the heck am I supposed to do with my life now?!

Papa's Pancakeria

Play Papa's Pancakeria

Mar. 11, 2012

Rating: 9

"YES! My first paycheck! I'm going to spend ALL of it on posters and hats!!"

Upgrade Complete 2

Play Upgrade Complete 2

Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 6

I was expecting the...Ehem...Effect of the heart rate upgrade...It "Almost" made me take a colossal dump in my pants anyways. Then I got the medal "Totally Expecting It" and thought..."Shut up..."

Dead Frontier: Outbreak 2

Play Dead Frontier: Outbreak 2

Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 5

I think I found a glitch or something. The zombie farmhand that pops out of the bushes (Yes, I tried to repair the car, knowing it wouldn't work) kind of tore out my windpipe and I simply shrugged it off and walked back home. Shouldn't I have died?

Transform ice

Play Transform ice

Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 2

That was...Deep...It made me break out in tears and go donate half of my life's savings, all of my blood, and three of my kidneys. I was really touched by this game. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

WarLight

Play WarLight

Feb. 29, 2012

Rating: 3

It refines the original board game pretty well. You practically read my thoughts about my beefs with Risk, and fixed them.

Wonderputt

Play Wonderputt

Feb. 28, 2012

Rating: 4

Interesting idea, and well executed.

ClueSweeper

Play ClueSweeper

Feb. 27, 2012

Rating: 29

Alternatively: "The clue indicates that the criminal mastermind is an underworld criminal." Wow...That's quite a shock.

ClueSweeper

Play ClueSweeper

Feb. 27, 2012

Rating: 4

"The clue indicates that the criminal mastermind is NOT an underworld criminal." Wow...Fascinating plot twist.

Burrito Bison Revenge

Play Burrito Bison Revenge

Feb. 27, 2012

Rating: 2

When Burrito Bison lands he is faced with a choice. Continue smashing gummies on foot...Or run back and try again. The latter always seems more appealing to him.

Kingdom Rush

Play Kingdom Rush

Feb. 24, 2012

Rating: 16

Why the heck did you go and make such an addicting game?! I have things to do!!

The Fabulous Screech

Play The Fabulous Screech

Feb. 22, 2012

Rating: 7

That was...Intense. I mean seriously...You don't get hand-drawn games these days! No but seriously, I might not have cried like the rest of these blubbering humans but it was pretty unique, really.

Virtual Screwdriver

Play Virtual Screwdriver

Jul. 31, 2011

Rating: 20

Well...Guess I can't complain. I mean, didn't know exactly what I expected when I decided to play Virtual Screwdriver.

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