krotchomet

June 25, 2011: My first silence.

The first thing people often ask when they see me is, “wth is a crotch comet?” well, after long, sleepless nights and days of teetering on the brink of insanity, i’ve finally found the answer to that question. and here it is:

krotchomet: krot-cho-met (n.) a constant feeling of emotional and psychological orgasm, often accompanied with insomnia.

now, enough about me- let’s talk about me. i have had, in total, a dog (now dead) four cats (two of which ran away), and a tank of fish (i killed them all). i also had a worm farm, but they got knocked over one day. somehow, they blamed me. i got beat for that.

i have an imbellished IQ of 130, which means i am the smartest man to have ever lived. my hobbies are organizing my pokemon cards, long walk on the beach, and going on dates with mega babes (who never decline the offer, of course). if you want an autograph, send me a note and i’ll try to fit some time into my busy schedule to send it to you.

krotchomet: rude and backhanded comment
Blokhead: Retort
krotchomet: flame
Blokhead: Question of sexuality
krotchomet: confirmation
Blokhead: shocked laughter
krotchomet: flirt
Blokhead: Mild awkwardness
krotchomet: apology
Blokhead: Acceptance

Javiolanti: ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ I just lost the game.
OneRunner: (ºд.ಠ) DURRR

AnorexicShadow: Klepto House: Better Babes Stealing nodnodnod

Bdog2509: Thomas- Yes, I’m very stalkerish. Given the chance, I surely would do it IRL. I cyberstalk all of you quite frequently. And spying through others computers for private details and photographs is my favorite hobby. Enjoy the thought that I google you.

OUT OF CONTEXT:

krotchomet: I’d continue the chain, but I can’t think of any other body part that fits.

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