Shop: welcome to upgrade complete, the aim is to buy all the upgrades, wait aren't you that guy i lent $5000 to?
Me: no, you must have me confused with someone else, i've never been loaned money
Shop: you're lying!
Me: maybe i am, maybe i'm not, you don't have any proof that i'm lying
Shop: you have to pay $99999999999!
Me: yeah, i'll just go to my money tree, shall i?
Shop:i've been waiting for you for ages!
Me: really? it's only been 10 mins!
when leaving:
Shop: please come back soon, please!
Me: will you give me a discount if i do?
seriously, nobody agreed with that? it's annoying when you're in the middle of a level and you lose if you need to go and do something, don't get me wrong, apart from that it's an amazing game
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