Congratulations! You just earned the 'You Are A Epic Noob Who Has Been Waiting Forever To Load This Shitty Game (P.S This Game Is Gay)' and -30 points! rofl.
zomg i hear somit (looks out door) zomg wtf arr i should close the door and lock it (closes door and locks it) omfg hes comin i kno ill kill him first i might turn the bath on to stop him but whats he going to slip on... i kno ill flood the toilet what to flood it with plunger... no i know the toilet paper (puts toilet paper in then flushes) yes it worked omfg hes in hes goin to kill me yes my trap worked hes fell in the bath now what to do... i know ill get my gun (attemps to open cupboard) its locked :( i kno! ill blow it but with what i kno ill use something electrical in the sink yes i got a mint idea ill use the hairdryer i bettr hurry i think hes getting up (get hairdryer plugs in, fills sink then drops in) yes its done it (grabs gun) omg hes up im gonna die! ill shoot him! (bang! bang! bang!) omg hes still breathing now what!! i know what to do to kill him ill whack my gun off him (hits x3) hes dead hes head yey!