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Sperm Defense
May. 16, 2012
Rating: 2
One of the few Flash games that makes me want to clear my browser history.
Pirateers
May. 10, 2012
Rating: 9
I wanna know where they found a ring that weighs 185 kg.
Nuclear Outrun
May. 02, 2012
Rating: 4
My stomach burst? Five stars. No questions.
well known side effect of getting hit by a nuclear blast.
Innkeeper
Apr. 08, 2012
Rating: 1
The pseudo-scientist is the guy from Ancient Aliens. This made my week.
Decision
Apr. 06, 2012
During the zombie apocalypse, I'll be wearing a black shirt and orange pants.
Immortal Souls: Dark Crusade
Mar. 28, 2012
Rating: 0
Why does he run up to the enemy to shoot them? lol
The Fancy Pants Adventures
Mar. 13, 2012
Rating: -6
Sorry, but I really, really hate this game. It's just so un-fun.
Burrito Bison Revenge
Feb. 28, 2012
Rating: -1
Is it just me, or do the policemen look like Heinrich Himmler?
Rage 3
Feb. 22, 2012
Rating: 3
This is so sticky... It preforms like it's lagging, but it isn't. Not impressed.
Battalion: Ghosts
Feb. 16, 2012
Rating: -11
Where/when is the bonus mission?
Versus Umbra
Jan. 05, 2012
Rating: -2
5/5 for magnetic bones.
Actually sounds pretty uncomfortable, but not anymore than have heat seeking drills come out of your body :S
Flash Element TD 2
Jan. 04, 2012
RE: "Can't we just all get along?" NO, DAMMIT!
Ultimate Santa Battle
Dec. 26, 2011
Alternate name: SANTA's SLAY
Flight
Dec. 15, 2011
You'd think that France's air force would be better considering all the power-ups flyin' around.
Moby Dick 2
Dec. 05, 2011
Rating: -9
Perhaps a darker colored whale would steal the ship.
LethalRPGDestiny 2: Conquest
Nov. 19, 2011
Rating: 7
Really finnicky, needs a lot of polishing.
Legends of Kong
Oct. 04, 2011
Rating: 5
Why is everyone using syringes that they find in the street?
World in War
Sep. 30, 2011
Rating: 6
The Soviet Union isn't over-powered; the game is just realistic. The Red Air Force alone was bigger than all other air forces in the world prior to June 1941. It's still really flippin' hard to beat, though. =D
The Last Stand: Union City
Sep. 26, 2011
A work of art. Wow! 5/5
Bin laden Assault
May. 07, 2011
*Loses game* What, no 72 virgins?
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well known side effect of getting hit by a nuclear blast.