Soldier: "SIR! The enemy has gotten behind us"
Commander: "Focus on the ones coming towards us."
Soldier: "Sir?"
Commander: "I SAID EYES FRONT SOLDIER!"
"The forest feels haunted. Bring a 'ward' with you."
FEAR MY WARD CANDLE !! No?
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A CARVED PUMPKIN !! No?
Then why cant I cut a clove of garlic off the bunch with my knife?
The Noble Woman haunts me more than this story.. is that wrong?