Had to give it a 1 star. The collision detection seemed to fail all the time against me, sending the puck straight through my stick. Also, mute button?
Being ADHD, this game can actually entertain me for short periods of time. And while you may admit to it sucking, it's a lot better than something I could do, so you're still a step ahead of others.
Once I understood what I was doing (Curse my need to play first and read instructions later) it was a pretty fun game. I agree with asrachiael, needs a velocity control, there are times when waiting forever just gets boring.