lamok_500's Comments

God: Tell me more about your mother. Me: She is a Filipina, living in Ilocos and loves me very much God: Do you think I am a Filipina living in Ilocos and loves you very much? Me: Nope, are you a female? God: Are you serious? I really couldn't say for sure. Me: You're a bi? God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bi? Yes. Me: WHAT?!?!? God: Are you confused? Me: Nope, I'm shocked! God: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are shocked.