God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
She is a Filipina, living in Ilocos and loves me very much
God:
Do you think I am a Filipina living in Ilocos and loves you very much?
Me:
Nope, are you a female?
God:
Are you serious? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
You're a bi?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bi? Yes.
Me:
WHAT?!?!?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Nope, I'm shocked!
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are shocked.
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