(my one man show)
mime: (trapped in a box)
cop: excuse me sir.
mime: (keeps going)
cop: sir, you are in a um church, i am going to have to ask you to take this mime business away..
mime: (starts going the macarena)
cop: are you doing the macarena? D: mimes dont dance, sir, i mean sir, do i have to arrest you?
mime: (lassos someone in church)
cop: S…
show more(my one man show)
mime: (trapped in a box)
cop: excuse me sir.
mime: (keeps going)
cop: sir, you are in a um church, i am going to have to ask you to take this mime business away..
mime: (starts going the macarena)
cop: are you doing the macarena? D: mimes dont dance, sir, i mean sir, do i have to arrest you?
mime: (lassos someone in church)
cop: SIR STOP LASSOING THE POPE!!
lady: (smoking) WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
cop: ma’am, please no smoking in the church, this is a sacred place.
mime: (does electric slide in backround)
lady: (keeps smoking) so? God will forgive my sins
cop: i know he does, but ma’am, please nno smoking in the church
lady: (continues smoking) as my smoke goes up, my sins will to. God will forgive me
cop: ma’am im going to have to ask you to leave
mime: (runs away)
cop: SIR NO!! (runs for mime and lady keeps smoking)
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