*sees new duck life game* *very excited, clicks* *clicks play button, and right after cutscenes are over, mobile ad pops up* Ok... well... since I'm starting off with so many coins I guess I'll see what kind of stuff is in the shop *clicks shop* *mobile ad pops up* Uhm.... Ok then I guess I'll click on one of these ducks to see how fast they are before I train *clicks on duck* *yet another mobile ad pops up* You've gotta be kidding me here.... Ok then I guess I'll just train *goes through extremely tedious and unbalanced training* finally... ok time to race the only raceable duck in this zone *races, beats him, gets the ticket* *goes to tournament* *Notices the gold wing button in the bottom right* Hmm... I wonder what this does *clicks like 3 times* *loses all of my energy* Yeah... I've had enough of this one, I'll start playing this again once they actually put some thought into it, for now, 1 star.
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