"The shrink leaves, and suddenly I don't even have a person to tell my story to anymore". xD
(Wonderful story, it reminds me of a really lonely student in my school :/ )
For an instant Hero kill, gather up all your units by the portal. Once you've reached the unit limit Select All and click on the Hero. This should easily kill the Hero. :) (This works best with Auto OFF) Please + if this helped! ^.^
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