This is undeniably a rant, though an extremely pertinent one that deserves to be COPIED and PASTED. So let us begin, shall we? THINGS I HATE 1) Hackers. At the end of the day, you idiots can't hack the real world. Unless you're the Mind Freak. In which case you are crazy. 2) Spammers. Unless you are a 24-hour news network with nothing better to do with themselves than dissect Michael Jackson's issues for the 40th time, you have no need to repeat the same thing perpetually. 3) People who see the need to advertise the fact that they just got a badge/rank. Big whoop. So did 4,000 other people. Do you want a medal or something? 4) Detroit Red Wings fans. You octopus-throwing, red jersey-clad, car-lighting people know who you are.