Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
so god how is life
God:
Ayuh. I am a Christian.
Me:
what is a Christian?
God:
A Christian is one who accepts the word of God and believes that Jesus died for our sins.
Me:
so you accept the word of yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that.