Wow! this guy will do ANYTHING for love, he would even go through a castle filled with traps, evil skeletons, lava, spikes and he could have just created some stairs up the wall of the castle XD
LOL! supercritterman was just like you or me untill one day on a feild trip to a factory that made evil mega chezburgers. on that day unown to all a slime monster had gotten in and this wasnt an ordanry slime monster it was twice the size and strenth of a goo monster and sounded like a fart monster with its eye on fire! the slime monster saw supercritterman stealing a chezburgers cheese and bit him on the eyeball at first he felt a slight pain then he could turn into a magical unicorn, lift a Tom the fat without breaking sweat and climb the tallest ant with his hands and feet! XD
God: nyan? Nyan: FOOOD!!! God: Nyan we need to talk about your death... Nyan: I ran into a UFO which took my food so i jumped off the edge of space! God: so its death by idiot i guess
Ok... they dont tell the story of what happened between man and monster but i know now!
the monster called freaky was in the city eating his lunch when he acceidently ate a human then some men in purple suits came to shoot him so... RAMPAGE!!!!
o...k... so the moon exploded for no reson whatsoever and the 1 person in the whole world forced to fix it was me with no help whatsoever by using flouting space cheese... WHY!!!???
he was born with two gems