Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are u into porn
God:
Sure, porn sounds like a good topic.
Me:
what do you liek about porn?
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
do you masturebate?
me: school God:how do you like your school? me: its great God: What is so great about it? me: my friends God: Where did you get your friends from? me: i dont know God: me either ...lol