since when does the deck of justice consist of time bomb, unstoppable and a card that essentially has the effect "enemy hero looses the little remaining health they have left after being forced to battle without allies and unable to inflict damage"?
clerk: sir, we've lost our entire army fighting weaponised turtles, that our weapons can't hurt
commander: what can we do?
clerk: wait, here comes an army of mutant penguins!
commander: lets ruin away and leave them to it