lol_god's Comments

Pretty good game, but voice acting is unBEARable. Haha, but no seriously, the dialogue reads like it was written by a five year old on nitrous in the 1980's.

Legitimately enjoyed the game until I got to your racist jokes explanation. What are you, 12? Awful.

One of my favorite games on Kongregate.

Takes too long to upgrade. Also, there's a bug - at the beginning of levels, the gun will be on auto-fire for about 5 seconds.

Made me feel dumb. Too much grinding. 2/5.

This is okay at best. The movement/camera tracking is nauseating and the mana sound is really irritating. Also, it doesn't look like there were any updates, and there is zero publisher interaction in the comments section. Boo.

Great game, but what's with the enemy HP/spell damage in Endless Mode? Enemies that were 1 Hit KO's now take several arrows to defeat them, and the spells hardly do any damage.

Great game, but as of yesterday, it won't load beyond 2MB on the snowboard minigame. Is it like this for anyone else?

What I would give to have a remote controlled flying robot T-Rex that shoots lasers and missiles every time I drive in Los Angeles traffic...

This game is an insult to gamers. Horrible, unfunny jokes and voice acting. Instead of trying to be funny, try to make a good game. I was amazed to see that the more I upgraded, the worse the game became.

I have literally done over 15 launches where I just fall back down because there are no platforms or money anywhere near me. I usually love distance games but this is pure crap.

Truly awful game. Unnecessary flipping animation at beginning, ridiculous to maneuver, upgrades cost too much, not enough platforms.

CONS - Tutorial appears once at the beginning of the game (not really a "tutorial" since it's just words, no arrows or anything.) - Can only speed up to 3x and can only access speed by pausing - Artwork leaves something left to be desired - Hugely boring - Introductory story is more thought out than anything else in this game PROS: - It is a game.

SYNTAX.

Anyone who didn't like this game is stupid and ugly.

Another example of a good game series that became too wordy and complex.

Need to be able to buy multiple items at once. (Shift-click)

Fantastic. Rather easy (got medium badge quickly) but great concept and art. 5/5.

Either make North Side Park easier, or provide more upgrades.

The dialogue in this game makes me want to rip my brain out through my nostrils.