As a child, he was considered very well-behaved.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually went to college to study Biology.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Patricia.
Together, they had 3 kids.
He died at the age of 86.
As a child, he was frequently bullied by others.
As a teenager, he was uncool.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
He later married a slug named Nancy.
Together, they had 22 kids.
He died at the age of 104. LOL 22 KIDS!