Solider:'Sir, what happened to our war funds?'
General(smiles): Well solider...................I spent them all gambling.........But Look!...I got a sheep cannon and dooty launcher! Isn't it cute! :3
Solider:-shoots General in the Head-
BOOM HEADSHOT
*This post was originally posted by Hecketar,I did some editing*
Girl:Mommy, look! The stars have came down,they are so near to the ground,can I touch them?
Mom:No baby! Its not for you,its for the paper plane that is flying like a ghost in the sky.
Girl: Okay Mom! :)
Its a plane,Its a bird,Wait,what the.......Its a burger with a magnet inside and sauce coming out of it collecting tomatoes and sauce bottles flying in the air.
I hope the developer reads this: It would be great if we had a "CLEAN ROOM" and "CLEAN ALL" option for cleaning rooms after the day ends,because at starting days,the sweeper alone, cant clean everything so many rooms are left dirty and when the next day starts, I get negative comments about cleanliness.The price would depend on the amount of sweeping needed to be done! e.g:20-50 for 1 room?If you guys agree then please + and keep it alive for the developer to see.