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As a child, he was known for playing the piano. As a teenager, he had no life. He eventually went to college to study hamburgers. Soon after, he bought a new TV. He later married a slug named Karen. Together, they had 11 kids. He died at the age of 90.

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As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower. As a teenager, he was a big fan of Rick Astley. He eventually went to college to study Physics. Soon after, he bought a new TV. He later married a slug named Carol. Together, they had 10 kids. He died at the age of 107.

As a child, she was commonly mistaken as a walrus. As a teenager, she was arrested 472 times. She eventually became the first slug on TV. Soon after, she bought a swimming pool. She later married a slug named Michael. Together, they had 20 kids. She died at the age of 75.