The customers want really weird things on their tacos. They want whipped cream (sour cream) barf (avocado) and blood (Red chili sauce) The first two things are just weird, but the 3rd... i can't believe i'm serving cannibals!!!
*chuck wins a trip to starlight city. chuck: OMG!!! A big prize... ima spin it... *spins it. Chuck: OMG!!!!!!!!! I won the big prise!!!!!!!! Papa Louie: And the big prize is working in the wingeria... Chuck: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (and that is how chuck reversed puberty)
I don't know why, but i hate the "grill station"... i mean, who grills pancakes and waffles??? It should be a cooking station or something. Plus if u agree. Awesome game too, but this is harder and more stressful than being a real waiter.
*students go on a field trip with their teacher. Teacher:"Ok, class, this is the one and only triple-lightsaber in existence. Dont touch it, or youll end up in triple detention." *Spanish dude comes in and steals the lightsaber. Spanish dude: Sorry, but i need the lightsaber to blow up the pinata for little ticos birthday!"Teacher: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Why not dogs? I hate cats!!!! They make awful sounds, scratch up the furniture, and hate bathing!!!! But dogs love you, are funny, and can actually be emotional. Other than that though, great game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the first battle, is there any way of completing it? If so is "peace" restored to the nation? Perhaps you should give the... um... gladiators? a choice of winning or losing the first battle, and make a new story like "but there was the old Sacrendrian summoner left on the ground, and it grew old for thousands of years, and an old Canadian finds it on a diving trip, it turns him evil." you know, kind of like the lord of the rings. Also, please make a sequel.
If you jump into the lava on accident then you can still jump out. Just don't give up, I was just about finished and i fell into a pit of lava but i was so desperate that i tried to jump and boom! turns out that i won the game just like that!
When I first came in this game, I thought "this game is really lame" but now its freaking awesome! Also, just a random fact, the only place you can tickle yourself is the roof of your mouth. Go ahead, try it!
you now its YOLO when you have to, as dealofsides78 said: FEEL DA WRATH OF MAH STINKY SPRAY OF ARMPIT SWEAT AND BUTTS THAT JUST TOOK A DUMP!! Dogs: #WATSHUDWEDO?
*I'm staring into the orange or whatever it called* Me: can you please say something? Spongebob narrator:1 hour later, 2 hours later, 4 hours later, 8 hours later, 16 hours later, 24 hours later... Me: Make it stop I've had enough of this crap! I've been playing for a frickin' day! *jumps out of the window* Fortune teller: And that is how your fate will come, by suicide not old age. Me: If you don't leave me alone I might just die of your smell first, now go!...
5 years later: *I'm staring into the orange or whatever it called* Me: can you please say something? Spongebob narrator:1 hour later, 2 hours later, 4 hours later, 8 hours later, 16 hours later, 24 hours later... Me: Make it stop I've had enough of this crap! I've been playing for a frickin' day! *jumps out of the window*
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