"911 yes I would like to report a man with a giant hammer." "What's he doing." "Well he's wacking the ground with a hammer and turtels are flying all over the place and he's getting paid." "Why is that bad." "Well I think its animal abuse." "No sir we just created a law that allows you to do that." "Really?" "Yes." "Then.... WHERE CAN I GRT ME A JOB LIKE THAT!!!"