To beat the Evil King Of Kongregate, Just combine a Lollipop, a Baseball bat, a sombrero, and 2 pounds of Baked sushi, then throw the resulting item into the magic cooking pan. It will result in a small explosion, that will trigger the Magic Flying Pans Detector that is going to summon a magic meteor made of pink glass that will hit Chuck Norris in the head and shatter into about 600 pieces, and one of them will hit you in the liver and kill you. Then you will wake up and be happy forever.
version 3 is out XD