Really wish I could take back that last post. I didn't read your comment close enough. Seriously, though, third-party deals aren't really worth the hassle.
There needs to be a way to earn gold by doing certain tasks (i.e. completing dungeons, selling loot, etc). I'm not asking for 50 gold every time I beat the Forbidden Jungle. We want to get cool premium type stuff without all the hassle of using Kredits (which also, by the way, needs to be earnable).
A massive fly ate a flytrap, split into a large group of smaller flies, banded together to form some sort of Mythos cult, and summoned a satanic seed. Strange... I don't remember taking acid recently. Either that, or the dev was trippin' out on some sort of delicious narcotic mushroom soup throughout the entire process of developing this "game".