protip:bow with mysterious death enchantment with armor that also has that enchantment. enjoy occasionally dealing 2000-3000 damage. just don't let anyone hit you.
This game is a rather quick 50 points. while sometimes tricky and more often downright annoying (bonus mode), the 3 badges this game has don't take that long to get. Check the walkthrough if you want the points and none of the sportsmanship. Don't downrate this comment just because you think the walkthrough is cheating. What people do has nothing to do with me.
protip: according to armorgames.com, the best gun is the uzi. it has 50 shots and reloads fast. just aim downlane and hold down mouse button. even if you're alone, Jonestown is survivable...
Is your cannon too weak? there are 3 different achievements that will give you an overall increase of 200% to your cannon's power. All you have to do is bring up this game and go afk for 5 hours. that will get you the 3 playtime achievements, all of which increase your cannon's power considerably.
The epic yeti had to be the funnest fight. Ever. It's nice of them to put in something that can actually stand up to me. Granted it still failed, but it was a nice attempt to challenge me.
Here's a thought for all of you who hate this thing: GO DO SOMETHING ELSE! This thing isn't exactly a game so why are you treating it as such? It fulfills its purpose quite well. You give it 1/5 if it fails THAT. This is for people who log on to kongregate just to chat.
MONEY GLITCH!!! Go to level 15 and immediately surrender. Repeat. Each time, you will gain 12500 money. If you do this for a minute straight, there's no telling how wealthy you could be.
In the words of a famous General, "Give me a hand with which I might strike my enemies!" I don't want a slap of fat. I want destruction incarnate. GO FIX IT!
Is there any reason why the mathematical and actual statistics are so different? According to my calculator, the probability of an attack with 80% accuracy missing 4 times in a row is 0.16% Yet it happens way more often than that. What's up with that? Go check my calculations if you don't believe me.
Whoever made this fails at probability and statistics. If an attack has 80% accuracy, how come it only hits 20% of the time? Look, if an attack is super inaccurate, just come clean and say so.
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