Our Father who art in computer
Let your operating system to be holy,
let your system be used more
let your will be done in the printer,
as on the screen.
Lead us not into system failures,
but deliver us from the dark screens.
Give us this day our daily printing
and forgive our typos,
although we never forgive anyone for bugs.
For the system is yours,
and the power of staff
forever.
Enter.