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As a child, he was commonly mistaken as a walrus.
As a teenager, he was a big fan of Rick Astley.
He eventually went to college to study goldfish.
Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
He later married a slug named Deborah.
Together, they had 5 kids.
He died at the age of 113.