what is up with this! 2 & 3 is much better & the guards do not just happen to turn to you! the guards in 2 & 3 are much stupider. also the graphics are much nicer in 2 & 3.
guard1: OMG! the assassin disapeared into a black dot! he must be from the future! i think he was sent to the past to kill green warehouse owners! just like he killed mr.joe?
guard2:nah lets get some coffee!
guard1:ok! lets get some coffee for mr.joe too! the assassin forgot!
how to get the grandfather clock: (kind of the cheater way) Warning: if you are a no cheater person do not read but it is not totally cheating! you do not really have to play durring that hour. you just have to - the page and then do something worthwhile to your life! whoever played this game for an hour is a nerd and has no life just like the trophy said. the end!!!
heheh one of the guards said "i am a murderer" the reason i am an assassin is because the green dude told me to wear my uniform. can't he tell i don't work here! i have a knife with blood of many green dudes on it and brbight red eyes. does that say GUARD to you?
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