¬_¬ LiSch, are you really planning on not making a third game? It's awesome! You must've put a lot of effort into it. Oh yeah, and good luck with Interactive Bob II.
Yeah, so your hiding in the bush, then Rofly the monkey comes behind you and presses left and right to rape you with his oversized monkey penis. Seriously...
What's up with the helicopters? You just fly past them with your flock, and it suddenly turns and kills half of your well-earned flock! Helicopters don't do that, do they? Other than that, epic game, 5/5.
What I did so get in the sewers with as much health as possible: Grabbed beer to the right(slowly), got in lift, went to bottom floor, dragged myself down stairs, grabbed beer, then fell. I ended up with 53 health. Even though I could've got better.
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