Why the hell was this game even badged? The story is cliche and badly-written, the tutorials x out automatically before you can read them, and the gameplay is slow and not that interesting.
"I'll make a game that appeals to girls" -> "I'll make a game about getting a boyfriend" -> "I'll make a game that measures girls' happiness by how long they've had a boyfriend and whether or not he gives her roses" is a deeply, deeply screwed up thought process. You might not take this kind of thing seriously but a lot of women do, and if you made this in an effort to relate better to women then it was sorely misguided.
Now, if you made this game to cast half of humanity into an offensive stereotype, then good job!
I can't get past Chapter 1. I get to the point where there's several sets of vines right before the checkpoint (I think it's his shoulder) and I can't get to the land...am I just playing wrong?
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