5 yr old daughter: wow that's cool Mom
(watching the turtle cruise through the air at top speed)
*turtle hits spikes and SQUISH*
5 year old daughter: ohhhhh your turtle got blood!
She moves closer to examine the accident...
5 year old daughter: you got blood on your turtle! he has blood coming out of his eye... no his mouth... MOM CAN YOU HELP HIM?.... HURRY UP... he just got blood all over...
(I have tears)