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Accelerator

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Jun. 15, 2013

Rating: 3

Attempt #1: "I got this!" Attempt #3659: "F*ck this game"

Decision

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Oct. 01, 2012

Rating: 7

I love how there's this one guy who instead of helping you rid the world of zombies and rebuild society, all he wants to do is sell you weapons and teach you abilities for an outrageous price. I dunno about anyone else, but I think that is F'd up.

Nuclear Plant

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Aug. 19, 2012

Rating: 5

Guy: What the hell, I just made you what you are, why the hell are you doing this to me? Tree: Screw you, I've been here for 900 days just sitting in this tube while you shoot shit.

Deadly Neighbors 2

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Aug. 08, 2012

Rating: 0

Sandbox/Versus Mode :D Create your families care-free, unlimited power, you make them look like you want, then pin them up against another of your own groups :D Oh, and [TROLLINGLY INFINITE]/5

Just Trolling

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Aug. 08, 2012

Rating: -6

Even though Osama Bin Laden is dead, the world's biggest threat is still out there: Osama Bin Trolly. No admin can contain him, no person can stop him, he might not ever be caught; wherever he is: You asshole.

Ninja Painter 2

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Aug. 02, 2012

Rating: 7

All of level 32-36: RAGE!!!!

Ninja Painter 2

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Aug. 02, 2012

Rating: 29

Who the hell designs these houses!?!??!

Turbo Golf

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Jul. 29, 2012

Rating: 3

The ball roll doesn't make any sense -.- It bounced off a wall, then started rolling forwards, then it stopped on a 90 degree angle. Please add more realistic physics WITHOUT deleting my progress.

Zomgies 2

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Jul. 27, 2012

Rating: 3

Major flaw about this game: Walking next to a zombie. I clearly wasn't touching a zombie, then he reached his arm out. I didn't notice, but my HP was draining majorly.

Turbo Golf

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Jul. 27, 2012

Rating: 1

No space hatchet this time?

Strike Force Heroes

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Jul. 15, 2012

Rating: 3

Way better than Raze. The AI, the Weapons (they're more balanced, so that a rocket launcher =/= Win everytime), the story, and color scheme and character/gun appearence. All beautiful. Three issues, though: 1) If one of the AIs uses a Killstreak Reward (ex. HP Regeneration) and you are dead while he uses it, you don't get it. It has no effect on you, and it's like he never used it. 2) On CTF, if an ally takes the Flag, he doesn't turn the flag in unless you "guide" him to your base. 3) When I'm using the Ammo Feed Skill, my rate of fire seems to slow down drastically. It says nothing about the fire rate going down on the skill description. Fix these, and I'd give it a solid 5/5. But for now, I really like it: 4.5/5

Reprisal

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Jun. 26, 2012

Rating: 3

Good game, but it's missing a couple things: 1) Hotkeys for powers; "locate leader", "Look for fight", etc. 3) A firmer tutorial. It was really "Here is terraform. Here is Meet at waypoint. This is an island. This is a totem. Have fun!". 4) More stretegy in placement and terraforming. It seemed too one-dimensional. Otherwise, a pretty good game. 3/5

Papa's Wingeria

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Jun. 23, 2012

Rating: 11

Quick! Beat this game this weekend, and get 100 points!

Jelly Escape

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Jun. 18, 2012

Rating: 0

I like this game more than a lot of games on Kong, but one thing I noticed is the surges in gameplay. I have played levels of this game with all three quality levels, and it has an unsteady game flow. It goes normal speed, then double-speed and seems all choppy, then it starts lagging. The game is still a solid 4/5.

ShellShock Live

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May. 31, 2012

Rating: -5

To a quick thought of Mcluvvin's idea, maybe after they earn *X* amount of XP, maybe give them 5 Tank coins, or maybe one free map/tank/weapon. Just a quick thought :P

Achievement Unlocked 3

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May. 31, 2012

Rating: 1

In Achievement Unlocked 4 you should give Elephant a friend: Cat.

Boss Slayer

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May. 29, 2012

Rating: 1

At first I put "Easy" because I thought it was going to be a lot harder, but I saved the world in 5 days. Good job :P 4/5

Robot Legions

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May. 28, 2012

Rating: 10

Robot Private: Sir, all 100,000 of our robot soldiers and our mega-robot was destroyed. Robot Commander: Damn! How big is there army? 200,000; 1,000,000?! RP: No, sir, it says here that it was just one soldier with triple-blasters...

ShellShock Live

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May. 26, 2012

Rating: 8

Can we have our own sub-forum?

New Star Soccer

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May. 21, 2012

Rating: 4

I love the update but you created a bug in the middle of the game. The passing goes whack sometimes. I placed the kick perfectly (45 degrees NW, middle of the ball), and the kick went to the complete opposite. It also happened in Power practice. I placed it straight in the center...and the ball went backwards. Please fix.

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