Private: "sir, there's a huge mine field ahead, are you SURE you want to send 100 men in there?"
Sarge "Our orders are to advance son, what do you want me to do???"
Private "not blow up(idiot)."
One minefield later...
Private: "Good thing i waited for all the mines to blow up, i'm alive!"
(private gets shot by a german soldier)
German in trench: "Ja,another one!"