markchd's Comments

Got all 54 stars before I figured out how to use ink mines. Oops.

@Dorcas_Aurelia: In the U.S.A. we call it a double eagle. The term albatross is not commonly heard among the folks I play with. None of us have ever hit one.

Plane. Airplane.

Anybody find the mute button? I can't hear my Daily Show.

Weaps is not a word. Weeps is.

I'd been stuck on 8 days for over two years. I stayed at 7 for 20 runs today. Got lucky on day 1 = 4 days. Just refresh if you don't have $850 after Day 1.

Tedious badge is tedious.

Note to self: Browser's "Back" button is not a retreat button.

Okay, gimme 15 points and I won't try anymore. Seems to be a common complaint. The game is hard, that is not the problem. The game does not accept input within .2 seconds of landing, or somesuch. Post your code; we'll fix it. For free. Try us.

Running an ad before the notice was less than classy.

IF the publisher that presented this game to Kongregate is determined to be in the right, I will be sorely disappointed by the damage that the "copyright infringement notice and threatened legal action" from someone who may or may not have rights to the game has done. If Kongregate has done their research on this claim and determined it to be credible, I commend them for being the exception in a field of content hosts who tremble in the face of any takedown letter.

Man. This game is far more difficult than it is intended to be. Please test games on economy computers.

Egames, I'm listening to a movie that is playing in another tab. Can't do that my sound turned down.

Grammar! It is = It's. Do not = Don't. "Youre" is not even a word, and you want a "your" there in any case. The apostrophe is your friend; have somebody who can use it proofread your game text. (That's just in the first screen of the game.) My punctuation isn't great, but this stuff is easy! I don't knock off stars for poor usage of English. 4/5

I keep feeling like I'm missing the joke. It's a great game, but I'm never sure if the writing is parody or pedestrian.

Wait, I think I just found out why the platypus. Alert Terry Pratchett.

It's a hoot, but I'd like to see more powerups in the first few waves.

I got almost no mileage out of paying for gold. The $10 package is worth about $0.50. Also, got colonized whilst out of town. Not a game I care for.

That was tedious. Most time consuming medium badge yet.

Grindy. Not hard, just grindy. The Gold items are HUGE, too. I know there needs to be an incentive to pay, but come on! The quests you can do for gold work out to about $.03/hr of godawful gameplay. I'll probably end up buying kreds to get through the badges faster so I can forget this game exists.