You are Lazy Prime the Brutal Overlord destined to defeat two bears at once...
Oh wait... on second thought...You are Mega Jesus the Ruthless Savior destined to Subdue All Your Mother... O_O
LOL. A few badges would be nice. 4/5 because it just goes on and on and on.... btw, I was using a melee weapon and two skeletons did a hoedown right in front of me. they were like twirling around each other then they separated. lol