MasterMahan's Comments

Sep. 02, 2014

Rating: 1

That 4.5 didn't last long.

Aug. 20, 2014

Rating: 3

KKania: The screen shake goes away if you switch to low quality.

Aug. 19, 2014

Rating: 3

"O Cupcakes! My Cupcakes!" Couldn't you have honored Robin Williams with a badge for a game that ISN'T terrible?

Aug. 17, 2014

Rating: 5

How about a confirmation message before resetting. Otherwise, someone could accidentally hit Reset instead of Save and LOSE THEIR ENTIRE GAME ARGGGGHHH!

Jul. 23, 2014

Rating: 54

Ah, so in order to use the afterburner, I need to "firmly shake my device". Great job fixing that for the browser release.

Jul. 23, 2014

Rating: 19

Look, developers, if you make a keyboard game, then you should enable your players to restart with THE KEYBOARD.

Jul. 09, 2014

Rating: 3

"I forgot controls find out your self". Now that is a mark of QUALITY!

Jun. 19, 2014

Rating: 22

I swear, if I could bullet time flip in real life, I'd never walk anywhere again. Passersby would just see me dodge and flip while shopping for groceries, walking my dog, in line at the DMV...

Jun. 17, 2014

Rating: 0

Dr. Dre looks different from I remember.

Jun. 11, 2014

Rating: 0

"They will travel by bass" If only. Taking a trip on a fish would be interesting.

Apr. 17, 2014

Rating: 0

This looks very familiar...

Apr. 17, 2014

Rating: 1

The Underworld? So she's some kind of demon lord mermaid? Why is an idea that awesome being wasted in a damned makeup game?

Apr. 16, 2014

Rating: 7

Today I learned the Greeks had Renfaire tents.

Mar. 19, 2014

Rating: 1

Well, this is f-ing TERRIFYING!

Jan. 20, 2014

Rating: 5

Wow, I found a gem inside that diamond!

Jan. 07, 2014

Rating: -1

Is this not loading for anyone else?

Dec. 28, 2013

Rating: 0

Terrifying.

Dec. 26, 2013

Rating: 0

Not a game.

Dec. 26, 2013

Rating: 3

Is "frenzy" really the word people associate with parking?

Nov. 29, 2013

Rating: 0

Not. A. Game.