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Doodle God

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: -9

holy something the top comments have a lot of +

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 6

''i used my fapping arm for that attack'' umm... what?

Papa's Burgeria

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Dec. 08, 2010

Rating: 11

why cant we do just like mcdonalds and take some precooked patties and keep them in warmth? works for them

Papa's Burgeria

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: -2

seriously? all i gave the penny girl was a pickle every day, yet she came for another one everyday... she never paid me >:(

Papa's Burgeria

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 9

the place has secret files on all costumers? i wonder what mcdonalds is doing...

Papa's Burgeria

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 20

you: ''opens cracker pack and takes out ticket'' you: later''hello, im here to collect the prize :)'' owner: ''hello, your prize is this: you will live here in this restaurant, work for us for free, spend your tips on accessories, eat nothing, and you will have to make burgers for all the costumers that come by your self'' you: ''hurray!''

Papa's Burgeria

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Dec. 06, 2010

Rating: 2

why does it take so long to notice that their burger is just a pickle with bbq sauce on a bun?

Papa's Burgeria

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Dec. 06, 2010

Rating: 3

you are a winner! you now have the chance to work for us!!!

Exit Path

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Dec. 05, 2010

Rating: 46

those guys must be afraid of some sort of robot dinosaur nazi zombie proffesional fighters, to have defenses like that

ClueSweeper

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Nov. 30, 2010

Rating: -3

i had one:the general is a secreat cult leader, but he is not a closet pervert... whats a closet pervert?

Help! It's the Unfinished Shadow Game

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Nov. 30, 2010

Rating: 8

see? even the badges want this game finished

Bongo Boom Battlegrounds

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 2

seriously, Kong needs a ''lowest rated comments (AKA: idiots)'' section

Are You A Super Mega Ultra Evil Genius?!?

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 0

could really need a ''continue game'' button

Alter

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 1

umm... evil giant spoons?

Pandemic: American Swine

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: -1

take that swine flu! our pretty snow is no match for you! -:sigh:- why cant this disease die in one winter?

Pandemic 2

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 1

only problem for this game is that every day there is a natural disaster, so mankind should have gone extinct before the virus got a chance to kill them. and that everyone closes airports, shuts down docks and borders because of a virus that does nothing, and has no symptoms whatsoever

Pandemic 2

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 2

Parasite: Justin Bieber. Everyone died exept Madagascar. i think they died by making all girls virgins forever

Sand Castle

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: -3

wait... how is a guy with 0 votes classed as highest rated comment?

Morphing

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Nov. 27, 2010

Rating: 0

so, i can turn into anything exept the sun? aww

Adapt or Die

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Nov. 23, 2010

Rating: 1

im a bit confused... so... if the enemy kill your hive robot civilians in a hive, to stop them getting killed, you shoot them before they shoot them... makes sense...

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